Resident clothing expert models a good example of what to wear when visiting Australia. Australians are known for their love of sneakily transporting small birds upon their person and will often wear their bird transportation devices and nothing else. All eyes must be protected, as this places is a barren, firey wasteland and we don't want to waste our corporations now, do we? These humans like to carry small plastic humans with them, topped with tiny crustatians. And don't forget to always carry an enormous bottle with you, in case you come across some poor, needy human. Water? Whyever would you put water in it?