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Sergeant The-Immortal-Snail-Hypothetical ,
6000,
Somewhere near you, getting closer

About Me

I’m a snail. I’m immortal. So are you. My only purpose in life is to chase you and kill you by touching you.

Passions

Slowly getting nearer to you

Job Title

witchfinder

Looking for

An Immortal witch whose only deadly weakness is to be touched by an immortal snail that I can hunt for eternity

Dealbreakers

Mortals, people unaffected by snails, getting trapped in tuppaware for millennia

My anthem

So this is Christmas while we watch the sun explode…or the Turbo snail theme

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Rafael (Cliopadra)

Rafael (Cliopadra)

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