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Sergeant The-Immortal-Snail-Hypothetical ,
6000,
Somewhere near you, getting closer
About Me
I’m a snail. I’m immortal. So are you. My only purpose in life is to chase you and kill you by touching you.
Passions
Slowly getting nearer to you
Job Title
witchfinder
Looking for
An Immortal witch whose only deadly weakness is to be touched by an immortal snail that I can hunt for eternity
Dealbreakers
Mortals, people unaffected by snails, getting trapped in tuppaware for millennia
My anthem
So this is Christmas while we watch the sun explode…or the Turbo snail theme