I’m a bit stiff at first but you’ll like me once you know me butter…ah. Better. Enjoy a wide array of travels to different locations: Leicester, Cheshire, Wensleydale and so forth. GSOH though some say my lines are a bit cheesy I’m always a hit after dinner.
Someone nice and mature with the correct number of nipples to enjoy a fine spread, (or maybe even a midnight nibble) and help keep watch for anyone trying to put a curse on the cowshed or curdle the cream.