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Petty Officer Cream Cracker,
42,
Cheddar, Somerset
About Me
I’m a bit stiff at first but you’ll like me once you know me butter…ah. Better. Enjoy a wide array of travels to different locations: Leicester, Cheshire, Wensleydale and so forth. GSOH though some say my lines are a bit cheesy I’m always a hit after dinner.
Passions
Cheese-and-wine evenings, good food and occasionally getting buttered.
Job Title
witchfinder
Looking for
Someone nice and mature with the correct number of nipples to enjoy a fine spread, (or maybe even a midnight nibble) and help keep watch for anyone trying to put a curse on the cowshed or curdle the cream.
Dealbreakers
Dairy allergy
Dislike of things that spread on other things.
My anthem
You were made for brie- Freddie and the Dreamers