To: HR (Hellish Resources)
Request to be transferred back to Hell as soon as possible.
To whoever is in charge at the moment,
I ask for urgent, immediate transfer back to Hell from my post here on Earth. It's simply become pointless. I'm stuck here in isolation with 15 cats and cannot do anything because of this lockdown virus business. As long as Pestilence is raging again and humans come up with more and more ideas, the only thing I can actively achieve here is catching the virus myself! And the cats are already staring at me - I've been found out, they know what I am! I'm not one for begging and I know that won't do in Hell anyway, but it should be obvious that my presence up here is simply pointless and quite likely a danger for our mission. Do consider my request.
Lizzie, the OwlyCat