Demon name: Gremory Posting: New Jersey, United States of America Transfer priority: URGENT Reason for request: Look. I lost control of my human corporation. Happens to all of us. Who hasn’t accidentally let a horn or a wing slip through at some point? But, uh, well, there were humans near me at the time and, well, cos of it being dark in those woods, I couldn’t see where I was lurking properly and then I trod on a spiky branch (went right between my cloven hoof!) and may have screamed a bit. So now the humans have got some strange idea about a ‘Jersey Devil’. I didn’t reveal myself, I swear to Satan! But once they’ve got hold of a daft idea, they just can’t let it go. Some of them are even calling me Bigfoot. You said this corporation had normal-sized feet. I can’t even leave these woods now for fear they’ll catch me and get some ruddy priest to exorcise me! I’m not getting any proper demonic work done. You’ve got to let me back. REQUEST HISTORY: DENIED [1820]. DENIED [1909]. RESUBMITTED 2021, with further note: Please. It’s been 200 years. They’re organising sight-seeing trips.