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I'm a Supernatural Being, Get Me Out of Here

Heavenly Resources Form: Transfer Request Transfer from: Inspiration department, United States, Earth Transfer to: Counterespionage department, Block B, Heaven Reason for Request: I have been serving faithfully in the Inspiration department since September of 2005, and in this time have worked hard at inspiring the human masses with Heaven’s message. My work has inspired a generation of humans, especially those of the United States, who might otherwise turn to debauchery, into great interest in Heaven and Angels. Though the work was slow at first, I have achieved my coup de gras that I have been working towards for the last 15 years, and inspired great emotional fervor about the protection of Angels amongst a great population. This interest was such that they were fascinated by it even in the midst of their political upheavals (see my report from November of 2020). I fulfilled my duties as “Angel of Tears” by inspiring great weeping and wailing, an emotional catharsis many humans needed. However, my work here has finished. I strove to continue my project, long past the time when many would have abandoned it, but the work has grown beyond me. If I were to remain on Earth, I would have to start over with a new project of inspiration. Furthermore, I feel that I will be an asset to the Counterespionage department. My work at inspiration has taught me how the Other Side operates. I also have information on something Big they are working on – something called “Super Turbo Hell,” and I feel I must put all my time into adverting this catastrophe. Signed: Cassiel, Angel of Tears

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