Earth is home to many species, and I want to be clear that I am part of them. This is especially true in “San Diego” where a large “zoo” is a frequent place of human recreation. As they clearly love animals here, I worked to incorporate this into my human disguise.
Therefore I started with a “cheetah” print dress and shoes. However, the dress was scandalously short. I therefore chose to put underneath it a flower print item of clothing, to further show that I am also a specimen of the earth. I also topped my “head” with three flowers to demonstrate my earthliness. Walking in the shoes proves difficult, but I am sure I will master it soon enough.
Having shown appreciation for flora and fauna, I realized I was not demonstrating love for the “birds of the air.” As I have heard that God loves the Sparrow, I thought that birds must also be represented. Therefore I used “jewelry” of an owl necklace and peacock earrings to show my love for all creatures did not end with those earth bound.
I did not have time before posing for this earthly “drivers license photo” but I intend to represent the fishes of the sea by painting my nails. Whales will be prominently featured (for Jonah).
I was at a loss for what to do with my heavenly issued communicator, due to a surprising lack of pockets on this outfit (see: Principality Aziraphale’s report on the Demon Crowley’s attack on pockets), so I turned it into a wrist band similar to what humans were wearing. The Archangel Gabriel may appreciate these items, as they track the exercise of the individuals who wear them!
To my delight, an earthly “cat” was fascinated by this outfit. I trust that his scampering away as soon as I took a step was a sign of delight.