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I'm a Supernatural Being, Get Me Out of Here

Hellish Resources Transfer Request #42 Name: Tristis Request priority: ASAP! Despite several requests to be taken off Ouija board duty, I have been completely ignored. I am willing to go back to Hell in my original position of Toady to Hastur at a lower rate of pay. I think that my unique set of skills (licksplittling, backstabbing, undercutting, and general treachery) work much better in a group setting. Not only that, but drunk university students keep summoning me and then pitching things at my head instead of actually selling their souls, wasting valuable Hellish time. I believe that this whole duty should be left to the imps. It’s no skin off my nose if they get disintegrated by holy water. And it’s not as if Ouija board duty takes a great deal of subtlety.

Sarah D.

Sarah D.

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