It’s All Scone to Hell: 350g hair-raising flour (self-raising will work too) 1tsp of powdered brimstone (or baking powder if you’re a wuss) 55g of (garlic) butter 150ml of (curdled) milk (the more rancid the better amitrite)? 55g of Epoisse de Bourgogne (or cheddar if you’re gutless) 10g of finely chopped Carolina Reaper pepper (or just ask Aamon to throw up some solidified Hellfire if you can’t go Earthside) (Optional) powdered charcoal for a fiendish look to your mixture A beaten egg (rotten) to glaze Serve with lashings of Marmite! Add creatures of choice for a ‘meatier’ option.