Angel with standards wouldn’t accept a failed attempt at scones baking - but what about an angel that has no idea about gross matter?
May I present to you, Scones that I would offer to Gabriel and Sandalphone - and yes, Gabriel doesn’t sully his celestial temple of a body with gross matter, but since the Armaggeddon had failed, Gabriel might want to try sustaining himself with food - and, of course, the only food he would ever consume is Healthy one. So here is a scone with yoghurt and muesli, garnished with a tangerine and parsley - all healthy and beneficial to the corporation of the Archangel!
And for Gabriel’s bestie, Sandalphone, well… What I can offer is a scone with salt bc this Archangel surely enjoys some saltiness. And I’m sure he won’t even mind the plastic wrapping.
(...and if a certain mischief-loving demon messed around the already messed up recipe and added a bit of laxatives before the scones were offered to the Archangel… well…)