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So You Think You Can Scone?

Choice: Demonic scone Here’s a quick and only slightly startling way to make these devilish delights: Take a handful of self-rising flour, along with some powdered wheat, and toss them into your mixing bowl. Adjust the amount depending on how many scones you plan on summoning-er, making. Add in some nice curdled milk, and about 5 sticks of butter, then mix it all by hand. Place that into the oven, no need to pre-heat, and you’ll know when they are done if your smoke alarm goes off. Or at least till you smell a little burning. For the filling: Take some Oreo cookies and separate the cream from the biscuits. Throw the biscuits away. Mash the cream into paste and leave it at room temperature. Then grab whichever powdered jelly packet is available, mix the powder with water and honey, and stir until the powder dissolves. For the toppings: Sprinkle some fine powdered salt over the top of the scones and finish with chopped waffles from the cheapest frozen food aisle. Enjoy! [Disclaimer: eat them at your own risk]

Sara

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