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Just as Aziraphale is torn between feeling rather smug for working out how to use the phone and feeling aghast that he ever had to, it begins to ring... …
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Phones, radios, Twittering…and now…and now, surely, I have arrived at the least technologically advanced place in the whole of London, smiles Aziraphale. Where the blunderbuss is the height of sophisticated…
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If procuring the phone had been difficult, utilising the phone was the icing on the cake. Cake, Aziraphale sighs happily. It might only be the Best Café, and it might…
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Really, Crowley…Aziraphale stands outside the Apple Store, quite befuddled by what has just happened to him. He’s had a more stressful experience than when his coat tails got caught in…
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Mephistopheles definitely rings a Crowley-shaped bell, but before Aziraphale can recall why, the computer screen lights up with something new.Galileo Galilei once remarked that “The book of nature is written…
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Hurrying over to his computer, Aziraphale spots what he thinks might be an aborted attempt at his accounts. And yet, the handwriting looks all too familiar… 26 3 10 16…
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As though fuelled by the soul of Freddie Mercury, the Bentley roars into life and Aziraphale is left clinging on for dear life as the country lanes whip by.Impossibly soon,…
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Another confounded gadget! This time, playing…bebop! Aziraphale thinks the song is familiar – indeed, all of the music played by Crowley’s car sounds rather similar – but he's struggling to…
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Aziraphale has always disliked travelling by automobile, even Crowley’s. He's surprised that there are not grooves worn into the door handle from his vice-like grip every time Crowley suggests a…
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Starting to – even if he doesn’t really want to admit it – enjoy himself, Aziraphale is humming “You Are My Sunshine” as the phone once again comes to life…
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Code cracked and box opened, Aziraphale really and truly hoped that his present would be inside and Crowley would come out from wherever in the garden he was hiding to…
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Aziraphale dashes down the stairs and out the back door to the garden that Crowley has spent the last year trying to terrify into submission. Beneath the resplendent apple tree,…